• My Disney Hangover
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    My Disney Hangover

    Hi everyone! So this week is pretty much the same old, same old. You know, whatever, blah! Oh, uh, except… I went to Disney World! Whaaaaaaa– It was the best, but I’m having a bit of a Disney hangover. The past few days, uh, I’ve been back, and it’s been… hard. It’s my birthday! Why aren’t strangers telling me happy birthday?! “Where… you… at?” God, texting is harder than I remember. [GRUNTING] Are you guys — is there a broom, moving? Minnie’s, Minnie’s kinda like… [HIGH VOICE:] Oh… ooh, I’m Mickey Mouse — Minnie Mouse. Ooh! … Donald. I’m, I’m a… I’m a really good imprestionist. [LIGHTSABER TOY TURNS ON;…

  • Free Guy | Official Trailer | 20th Century FOX
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    Free Guy | Official Trailer | 20th Century FOX

    (SIREN WAILING) (ALARM CLOCK BEEPING) (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) -(SIRENS WAILING) -(GUNFIRE) (MAN SCREAMS) Whoa-ho! Mondays, am I right, Joe? -You said it, Guy. -Yeah! Don’t have a good day, have a great day. -Everybody, down on the ground! -(ALARM BELL RINGING) Hey, Bud, you ever think that there’s gotta be more? BUD: More to what? GUY: The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at… run over… taken hostage… Everybody down on the ground! GUY: Today’s gonna be different. Hi. Oh! Guy, this isn’t you. You don’t do this, man. Maybe I do. (GRUNTS, YELLS) Oh, this is scary! (GUNSHOT) -He’s just resting. -In pieces! That man is dead!…

  • To Pee Or Not To Pee | Girliyapa’s ChickiLeaks
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    To Pee Or Not To Pee | Girliyapa’s ChickiLeaks

    Roll camera. Rolling. -Keep rolling, keep rolling. -One second, just one second… Let’s do another take. Women have been pushed down so much for ages, that they even have to sit and pee. We don’t even get clean commodes for that. In fact, to avoid dirty toilets, I would stay dehydrated. And before sitting on a dirty toilet seat always, I’ll have to keep hovering around for a whole minute and a half. Like… A penalty goal keeper. 5 out of 9 women, lose balance, fall and die while peeing. Okay, that’s not true, but dirty toilets are a reality in our country. And it was just pissing me off!…

  • THE FOX AND THE HOUND ft. Patrick Dougall (Drunk Disney #40)
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    THE FOX AND THE HOUND ft. Patrick Dougall (Drunk Disney #40)

    Welcome to Drunk Disney where we drink watching Disney movies then tell you what we learned from them This week’s movie, released in 1981, is The Fox and the Hound and it was made four years after Mickey Rooney looked like this. And he sounds like a teenager in this movie, which is weird. Today’s guest is YouTuber of Thingamavlogs fame Patrick Dougall (cheering) And what a drinking game today, brought to you by Keziah Tracy Every time friendship can’t help in a situation, we will be drinking To Walt To Walt! Cheers! Oh, I smell that tequila and it’s making me wanna Robert De Niro It smells like…. Wait,…

  • How Tom Holland Drunkenly Saved Spider-Man
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    How Tom Holland Drunkenly Saved Spider-Man

    I WROTE AND ILLUSTRATED A CHILDREN’S BOOK CALLED “THE SERIOUS GOOSE.” IT IS A FUN BOOK. ALL OF THE MONEY I MAKE FROM THE SALE OF THE BOOK GOES TO CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL IN L.A. AND CHILDREN’S HOSPITALS ACROSS AMERICA. UNLIKE DONALD TRUMP JR. MY DAD CAN’T GET THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE TO BUY ALL THE COPIES. I NEED YOU FOR THAT. IT’S AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE BOOKS ARE SOLD. AND YOU CAN GET A SIGNED COPY AS THE SERIOUS GOOSE.COM.>>Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY FINE YOUNG ACTOR AND FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD AVENGER WHO CONTRIBUTES HIS VOCAL CORDS TO A NEW PIGEON ADVENTURE FILM. “SPIES IN DISGUISE” OPENS IN THEATERS CHRISTMAS DAY.…

  • God Eater Resurrection Part 1: I play as Ruby Rose
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    God Eater Resurrection Part 1: I play as Ruby Rose

    I really do like how my character looks just like Ruby yeah I mean she’s she’s so perfect she’s got she’s got the hair and the scythe and I’m all read that Ruby Rose Allah it likes to wear I think she just looks she looks just like her though okay are you okay are you okay you seem like you’re you’re you’re kinda I’m just like pushing everyone’s here I’m trying to do this you first RB and come on come on it’s it’s okay I know I know I screwed up and all but we can get through this all right we’re both girl we’re both or both…