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    The Top 10 Reasons People Hate Professional Football Players – EXPLAINED!

    Ninh explains the Top 10 Reasons why people hate Football Players 1) Money. It’s no secret that these guys earn way too much money. Being paid millions per season to kick around a plastic ball seems like complete madness. And don’t even get me started on the lucrative sponsorship deals that these guys sign to pedal their cars, their condoms and their … chickens? 2) Wanting even more money. These guys earn so much that they could wipe their arses with banknotes everyday. That doesn’t stop these prima-donna football players holding their teams to ransom, and threatening to go elsewhere unless they’re given more money. When a football team is…

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    Kevin Jonas’s Daughter Has Beef w/ Priyanka Chopra

    OF COURSE ARE YOU THE LAST MEMBER OF THE BAND TO GET MARRIED. ARE YOU ENGAGED TO SOPHIE TURNER WHO WE LOVE SO MUCH AT THIS SHOW. NOW HOW ARE THE PREPARATIONS FOR THE WEDDING, WHAT IS HAPPENING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHEN DO I PUT IT ON MY CALENDER.>>WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A SHUTTLE WEDDING. I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT HER FAMILY SAUL FROM ENGLAND.>>James: ARE YOU MARRYING VERY WELL.>>I FIGURE, I MEAN I THOUGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME I WOULD BE MARRYING INTO A FAMILY WHERE I WOULD BECOME A STALKER FAN, LIKE A FOOD BALL FAN, FIND MY ALLEGIANCE FOR…

  • YOU vs BABY YODA – Who Would Win? (Disney Star Wars Mandalorian)
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    YOU vs BABY YODA – Who Would Win? (Disney Star Wars Mandalorian)

    Hooray, the day has finally arrived! Disney Plus is here, the fabled Disney vault of content at last made available to the unwashed masses. But you don’t care about singing crabs or glass slippers or thinly veiled monster erotica, you’re here for one single reason: Star Wars. You gather your friends together and plop down on the couch, excited to finally watch a real-live Star Wars TV series. That’s right, after decades of teasing it’s finally happened, a bonafide Star Wars TV series featuring all your favorite charac- oh wait, no, not your favorite characters but instead brand new ones but hey, that’s ok, it’s Star Wars and even we…

  • Cheesecake Trailer | New show on TVFPlay
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    Cheesecake Trailer | New show on TVFPlay

    Have you decided where we’re going? I’ll decide according to the number of days you’ll get off. I’ll ask for leaves according to where we’re going, Right? Why don’t you guys plan a kid? She’ll keep scolding the child all day… …and she won’t focus on you. – One week of free stay. – Andaman. Andaman! 5-Star hotel! Go have sex, and lie on the beach in a bikini. We haven’t gone anywhere in two years. We used to have time before, Sameera. Then let’s take out some time. Why are you getting so desperate for a trip? Sameera, you just can’t bring in a dog and force it on…

  • Emily Blunt and Ellen Play ‘Heads Up!’
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    Emily Blunt and Ellen Play ‘Heads Up!’

    – SO THE GAME IS “HEADS UP!” THIS IS, UM, THAT– – [laughs] – COME ON, NOW. [cheers and applause] – OH, GOD. – AND I’M GONNA DO MY APP, THE ACCENTS APP, AND YOU’RE GONNA– ‘CAUSE YOU’RE GOOD AT ACCENTS, BECAUSE– – I DON’T KNOW. – YES, YOU’RE ENGLISH, AND– – SO WE’RE OBVIOUSLY GREAT. – YES. – [laughs] – WELL, YOU’RE GONNA DO THIS PHRASE. – OH, THAT’S SO MEAN. “HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK”– – YUP, YOU’RE GONNA DO THAT IN WHATEVER ACCENT, AND I’M GONNA TRY TO GUESS WHAT THE ACCENT IS. – OKAY. – ALL RIGHT? AND… [computer chiming] – OH, GOD. [gasps] –…

  • Disney Couples Therapy: Session Five
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    Disney Couples Therapy: Session Five

    – What good is it being married to a prince when I’m neck-deep in beignet batter and drowning in gumbo, feeding tourists? – You said this was your dream. – I said my dream was to get paid, okay? Not slave away in some hot kitchen while you pluck away at a toy guitar. – Oh, my god. It is a ukulele. – A ukulele, okay. Well, maybe you need to be more focused on taking care of your wife and the bills. – If it were any tighter, it’d be spandex. – I was a little nervous, but I figured, hello, I totally saved China. How hard can this…

  • Ellen and Oprah Play ‘Heads Up!’
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    Ellen and Oprah Play ‘Heads Up!’

    – We’re gonna play a quick round of “Heads Up,” and it’s acted out– sidekicks. So Oprah and I are gonna work together to get you two to guess what we’re doing, and we can’t talk. We have to just act it out, and… [tablet dings] All right. – Okay, here we go. – All right. [tablet dinging] – Uh… Oh. – Mime. – No. Push– – Push– – Open door. – Revolving door. – Yes, yeah. – Oh, well done. Okay. Did it change? – Oh. both: Oh. – Oh. – Seamstress. Oh. – [yelps] – Oh, waxing somebody. – Yes. Ooh. – Dancing, dancing. Come dance with me.…

  • 7 Things Only Fit Girls Understand
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    7 Things Only Fit Girls Understand

    Silent treadmill races Hmm. What do we have here? Psh. This is going to be a breeze. Is this girl trying to race me? Ugh, she can’t keep up with this. Is she speeding up? Did she just go faster? Alright, she asked for it. *music quickens* Seriously? This is ridiculous. Working out with your phone. All right. Let’s see what they’ve got on YouTube today. Okay resist the urge to watch cat videos. I’m working out. Alright, let’s do some abs. Yeah that sounds like a good idea. Maybe we’ll do extreme abs, and get it over with. How could she talk through a work out? This one’s fake,…