-[Jane] Arguably cleavage is just the gap
between the breasts, right? So massive cleavage would mean
a mile-wide gap between your boobs. -[Andy] Well they couldn’t call it
massive boobs vs. -[J] Why not?! I don’t feel good about this. Shrug. Who me? What? I didn’t have any bras clean.
What? No zombies! No Doberman! Hey guys welcome to Outsidexbox,
I’m Jane, this is Andy. -[A] Hello! -[J]And this is Massive Cleavage vs
Zombies if you couldn’t read. It’s an indie game on Xbox 360 and I imagine I’m the lady
with the open shirt for no reason. Zombies? I’m gonna say zombies.
-[A] Zombies? Sure. Why doesn’t she do her shirt up? -[J] Zombie wants massive cleavage.
Ah, quicktime! -[A] Oh, quicktime event!
-[J] Quicktimes! -[A] Quicktime zombie killing
with a cleaver. -[J] Wow. She really… Oh god.
-[A] Wow, this is really happening. There we go.
-[Jane] Okay, so I have gone mental. X is your high attack. -[A] Use it to kill things
the same height as you. -[J] I like that…
-[A] Her little shrug afterwards. -[J] Yeah, she’s like what? Me?
-[A] She’s like “did I do that”? -[J] Ah! -[A] Are you sure it’s not a typo?
Massive cleaver vs zombies? -[J] That’s it! It’s a pun, isn’t it?
Oh no, children. -[A] Aw really?! -[J] Wow, you went there videogame. What? They were zombies.
What? I didn’t have any bras clean. What? I don’t feel good about this. Shrug. Who me? What? Alright, these guys look like
anatomical medical models. Hey! That’s my car! -[A] Yeah, that’s the thing
to be concerned about(!) -[J] Get away from it,
tiny superhero child! -[A] Why is the text in a different font? -[J] Oh god, is that supposed
to be a racist character? -[A] Why is there text in that font
videogame? -[J] Was that racist?
-[A] I think it might have been. -[J] I’m so confused. I’m not even sure. It was a sort of
oriental looking font wasn’t it? -[A] Yeah it was! Ah! Oh god!
-[J] Ah! I hit the wrong button Arguably cleavage is just the gap
between the breasts, right. -[A] Yeah. -[J] So massive cleavage would mean a
mile wide gap between your boobs. -[A] Well they couldn’t call it
massive boobs vs. -[J] Why not?! I think I’ve seen that
on the Xbox marketplace. -[A] Yeah,
cause it was already taken probably. -[J] That was just a regular lady,
she didn’t have any blood on her. -[A] She wasn’t a zombie. The way that market is written
on that wall is bothering me. It shouldn’t be at that angle. -[J] I’ve got bigger problems Andy.
-[A] Sorry, sorry. It’s the zombie apocalypse
and you’re worried about alignment of font. -[A] About perspective. -[J] Hey Blondie. Do I need a ride? Well… -[A] Well, I guess. -[J] I will accept a ride. Although traditionally I would not
accept one from a stranger. -[A] Look at the hydraulic suspension.
-[J] Look at the suspension, look at that. You’re funny and good looking?
I came to neither of those conclusions. Oh god, in movies the serial killer
rapist bad guy always has some sort of physical deformity. -[A] Okay…
-[J] So this is satire? And then the zombie hoard found her again. -[A] But it wasn’t safe in the car.
-[J] Ah! Dogs! -[A] Oh zombie dog! Aw.
-[J] Aw zombie Labrador. -[A] Killing dogs and children! -[J] Ah! Doberman!
-[A] That dog wasn’t even a zombie! -[J] It was a Doberman though,
it was definitely coming for me No jury would convict me. -[A] Typical massive cleavage!
Is her name massive cleavage? -[J] Like Mrs. Cleavage is her name?
-[A] Yeah, like M. Cleavage -[J] Maybe… No zombies! No Doberman! I’m getting the hang of this. Low, high. -[A] It’s like rhythm action. -[J] Have a high. And one for you. -[A] So are you having the best of times? -[J] I… am not. Hello? Mr Mexican?
Was he supposed to be Mexican? -[A] I don’t know… GUNSHOTS -[J] Is that a velociraptor?
Oh no, it’s a Doberman! Ah! -[A] Oh no!
-[J] Quicktimes! Quicktiming! -[A] Quicktime dog murder. -[J] It’s like that bit
in the resident evil movie where she kills all those zombie dogs. -[A] Wow this is really going on hey. -[J] Oh no! I got eaten! -[A] Oh!
-[J] Oh. Woah. So that was massive cleavage vs zombies
if you didn’t catch the name. I’ve been Jane, that’s been Andy, thanks for watching and
we’ll see you next time on outsidexbox. -[A] Bye!