FOOTBALLERS vs THE VIRUS It’s time for footballers to kick this virus in the balls! While we go out and save the world, remember God, Zlatan said: “Look after yourselves and each other” Erm, I think you that was Jerry Pogospringer! Action! I never fouled him! He ran into my elbow. SERGIO REDOS VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! I knew this day was comin’.
That’s why I’ve been saving reds for my whole life FOOTBALLERS WIN! Vamos!
NEYMAR VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! – FOOTBALLERS WIN!
-Yes ! Works every time! HARRY KANE VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! “HOW TO STOP THE VIRUS”
By Boris Johnson 1. Keep Calm and Do Nothing 2. Oh, but please remember to wash your hands for as long as it takes to sing God Save The Queen. God save our gracious…
Jesus Christ, who’s idea was this! Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen; Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us… – FOOTBALLERS WIN!
– Yes! Harry Kane strikes again! LUIS SUAREZ VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! Come to papa! – FOOTBALLERS WIN!
– Oh… looks like it’s back to eating toilet rollsc… ERLING HÅLAND VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! FOOTBALLERS WIN! RONALDO & MESSI VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! – There’s no way it’s getting past our trophy collection!
– Agreed! FOOTBALLERS WIN! PAUL POGBA VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! – HAHA! Look! It’s virus vs virus!
– What? Don’t worry Paul, I’ve sacrificed, I mean volunteered one of my players to help you! CHRISTIAN! (Oh, he was sold.) There’s no need – FOOTBALLERS WIN!
– Dab to beat coronavirus! GARETH BALE VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! How many times do I have to tell you boss, I’m not moving to China! No – especially not to Wuhan Sall FC! Wuhan International Country Club has a Golf Course – well why didn’t you say so? – Come on little guy, time to go home.
– DRAW! WAYNE ROONEY VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! Sorry, no can do.
Colleen has told to me self-isolate as I’m a high-risk to the elderly… THE VIRUS WINS!
DIDIER DROGBA VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! Oh no! I have caught the coronavirus!
I have recovered from coronavirus! – FOOTBALLERS WIN!
– That was even quicker than your recovery from Malaria… ADRIAN VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! I know how to get rid of things safely! Heado de schpotter (magic) FOOTBALLERS WIN!
BUT LIVERPOOL LOSE! PEP GUARDIOLA VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! Never! We are like family. I engineered and raised this little beauty to make sure Liverpool don’t win the league! It’s all gone to plan! YESSSSS! But now you can’t win the Champions League..
Oh sh*t commence Operation Vaccine! FOOTBALLERS WIN!
PAULO DYBALA VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! FOOTBALLERS WIN!
ENGLISH NATIONAL TEAM VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! Don’t worry boys, we’re safe in here for at least a year!
But captain, what about food?
Oh sh*t… PANIC-BUYING TOILET ROLLS LOSE!
MESUT ÖZIL VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! FOOTBALLERS WIN!
My hero THOMAS MULLER VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! I know how to beat this…
FCB Ant-Virus haha! – Plan B: My Aunty Virus
– But my name is Aurelia… Well that doesn’t work for the joke now does it, Aunty Virus? Okay, plan C! It’s time to fight fire with fire! – It’s the The Arnie Virus
– Hasta la vista, COVID-19! FOOTBALLERS WIN!
ZLATAN VS THE VIRUS – FIGHT! Why did nobody come to Zlatan sooner?
Zlatan can rid the world of this virus in one click…ready? – Woh woh woh… stop right there Zlatan
– But we’re about to win – Stop right there Zlatan!
– I guarantee you, footballers and humans are about to win… – We just held an emergency meeting and we’re declaring this fight null and void.
– What? After seasons we’ve had It’s only fair! – What have we done
– RUNAWAY!!! FOOTBALLERS vs THE VIRUS: FINAL RESULT
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